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Babe, come in at the door.

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Babe?

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I'll be right there. Hold on.

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Hello, officer.

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What seems to be the problem?

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Oh, good afternoon, sir. Are you the
owner of this residence?

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Yes, yes, yes. I'm the owner, and, um...
Well, we've been getting complaints

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from, uh, your neighbors about somebody
possibly indecently exposing themselves.

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Uh, do you mind if I take a look at your
tableau? The neighbors?

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Yeah. Oh, not another. There's no, uh,

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indecent, uh... Sir? We're in our own
home.

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There's no... Sir.

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Sir. If you are going to be showing your
body off to the neighborhood, that

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becomes everybody's problem.

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Ah, yeah. I'm fully dressed.

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Sir. There's no decent exposure. Sir.

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Sir. What?

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Sir, do we have an issue? No, there's no
issue, but we're fully clothed here.

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Sir. Sir.

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Fully dressed.

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Sir. Sir.

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Do you have a warrant?

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Those people...

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Are you sure they're not, like, a prank?

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Sir, do you have something to hide?

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Is there an issue?

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Uh, no, there's no issue. Then you
wouldn't mind me living inside your

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would you?

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Excuse me, sir.

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Yes, I guess you might as well come on
in.

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Door's open.

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Well, what's the matter?

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I don't...

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See, officer, I'm pretty close here.
There's nothing going on. I'm sure this

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just a prank. Sir, they said it was on
the next level.

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So is somebody up there?

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Were you up there?

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Was I up there? No, I was reading my
book, see? You sure, sir?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. I was not up there. Is
there anybody else who would go next,

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Francis?

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Yes. Yes, there is.

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Who, sir?

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That's my spouse.

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Okay, can you please call her now?

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Well... Is that really necessary?

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Yes, sir.

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Because I think that's just a big
misunderstanding.

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You know what I mean. Is there anybody
else who lives here?

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Excuse

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me,

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do you live here?

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Yes. Do you know this man?

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Yes, I hope so.

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Is something wrong?

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Ma 'am, I'm going to have to ask, were
you dressed like that about maybe an

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ago?

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Yes. Is there a problem, officer?

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Well, ma 'am, we had an indecent
exposure complaint.

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Indecent exposure?

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In my own home?

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Well, there was a window open.

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Could you please come down here, ma 'am?

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Do we need a lawyer here?

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Is that my...

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We shouldn't answer any questions.

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I'm sure everything's going to be fine.

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Well, ma 'am, I wouldn't say that.

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If what you're telling me is true, I'll
probably go to the second level. And if

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there's a window there, we're going to
have to talk about finances.

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Finance? You have to leave $15 ,000 for
it. Whoa!

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$15 ,000?

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For dancing in my own home?

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Ma 'am, sir.

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Ma 'am.

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Sir.

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It's going to be $50 ,000 because you
danced in your own home, but you were

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exposing yourself to the neighbors.

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That's ridiculous.

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And as far as I'm concerned, this is not
your first complaint?

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Well, I think this is a prank.

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I really think this can't be. This is
not a prank.

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This is a law, sir.

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Ma 'am.

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Well, there has to be something we can
do. I'm not paying $15 ,000 for having

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fun, ma 'am.

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I'm pretty cut and dry, ma 'am.

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Honey, I don't... There's got to be
another way.

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I don't really see how there is. Now, I
can go ahead and issue you a ticket, or

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we can have you go downtown. I don't
know how y 'all want to sort that out.

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I don't think we need to do any of that.

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What do you mean?

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I mean, couldn't we, like, work
something out, like, just with you, and

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don't need to file a report about this?

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That's what I tried to ask.

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Sir.

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Ma 'am. What are you two implying?

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I mean... Honey, you don't mind, right?

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Mind?

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Uh, no.

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Well... No, I don't mind. Right. Well,
um... I'm sure you're a very busy man.

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You have a lot going on and a lot of
stress. And maybe...

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I'd like to come upstairs with me for a
little while.

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Relax for a bit.

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Ma 'am, I'm not leaving you from here
unless I'm going to my car.

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Even with me?

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With you in my car? Well, I've been
directing you because... No, no, no, no,

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I mean... I mean, I guess I could do it
on the couch.

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Um, yeah, actually... You know what? Let
me...

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Um, as long as I'm down here, uh, maybe
you should take something off, too?

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Ma 'am, what are you implying?

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Um, I'm implying that I think you could
have a lot of fun with me, and then you

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wouldn't need to file that report.

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Ma 'am.

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Sir. Officer. Sir?

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Officer? Uh...

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Are you all serious?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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You don't mind?

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No, I was reading my book.

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You've got a lot of reading left to do.

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Okay,

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on the couch.

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I've got 20 minutes.

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20 minutes is good for me.

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Stop dancing with the window open.

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I believe that officer.

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He's just going to read?

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Yeah, he's done reading before.

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He don't know it.

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Show me what you got.

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Thank you.

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No problem.

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Fuck.

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Look at you.

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I don't know, I'm pretty weird.

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That book good, Pam? Mm -hmm.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh, honey. I'm just thinking about my
neighbors.

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Don't worry about them.

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They're being good parents.

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Right. Mm -hmm.

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Like your wife.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hi honey. Hi.

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Please.

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It is, excuse me, past time?

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Yeah, past time.

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Jack of all trades

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Thanks honey. Sorry about that.